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Nun cagna 'a via vecchia p'a nova!March 12 死三八!臭三八!“问候”你全家!今天下午去看牙,瞅着差不多开诊了俺就把雨伞留在座位边上去刷牙了,回来坐下旁边一姑娘(瞧着和俺差不多大,以下简称“38”)就很凶地跟俺说有人,然后俺说你看我伞都在这儿比你先来的(而且38的另一边没人),然后38又很凶很凶地说有人不能坐,那俺说人还没来我先坐会儿行吧,结果那38还是说有人的不能坐(丫的就一复读机只会说这句)。然后38就把她带的两个大包都往俺的位子里塞把雨伞上的水甩俺身上,俺说你以为你家啊凭啥不让我坐,这时候那个男人终于出现了他就和38说算了算了地劝,最后变成38一人独角戏在诊室外面骂街(俺在擦俺可怜的大衣和眼镜T_T)。因为快要开诊了人很多,所有的人都盯着看,然后冲出来一个女医生就说那个38人家比你早来你干嘛不让人家坐再说你另外一边又没人,你就欺负人家小孩没大人陪你有大人在啊(原来俺看起来还是很嫩的耶~~~)!!!由于这位义愤填膺勇敢无比的女医生大家都开始帮腔,后面个阿姨就说我看到人家先来的伞都在这里云云。。。一般情况下,泼妇会停止骂街。。。但事实证明这不是一般的泼妇。。。38继续回嘴她是小孩我就不是小孩啦!!然后医生说看你说话的样子也不像小孩腔调!!!(省略泼妇骂街100字)最后那个位子俺是不要了,那男人也没做,(丫的臭38你不就喜欢那位子么咋不坐了!!!)你个死38,不要脸,泼妇,母夜叉,#@!%$#@^%#$%Y@#!@$#&%$喵的想想就觉得倒霉,想想又觉得跟这种人生气犯不着,只好当是疯狗咬人或者是出门踩到狗屎!这件事让我明白了一个道理:以后出门一定要看黄历-_-||| October 20 累累累 昨天一早上出门就遇到乌龙事件,2号线居然把娄山关路报成中山公园,害我小抓狂了一下,结果到了赛场发现带了相机但没插记忆棒,连我自己都觉得自己无比强大!!还好有老爸老妈带了另个10倍变焦的Cannon(感谢亲爱的老爸老妈大人^_^),10倍的好处就是能拍到某胖比较近的近景,不过碍于本人糟糕的摄影技术。。。估计是糊的,为此还被老爸嘲笑了>_<然后我们燃烧的朗姆酒蛋糕居然,居然化了!!!都怪A台的大叔,大猫人都是vip的比我们高级呢就是不放行,浪费了好长时间才把人凑齐!于是只好很没形象地吃化掉的蛋糕,还一边好奇这蛋糕到底是什么材质(店家根本没提它是冰激凌的)???不过run fat boy run的巧克力悉数进我的肚子,哈哈:-)填饱肚子就和陈苑姐姐一块儿冲到发车线附近看车手巡游,拍了唯一的一张巡游照,放大之后发现胖子很傻地招手面无表情,还是人家Heikki笑得漂亮嘛!过后又蹭到小寇那儿,行进路中还不断地对外国友人说"excuse me","sorry",汗死了。本来还想正对着胖子发车位能拍到好照片,但是他一出舱就一堆记者上去封堵T_T可怜我一年才见他一次,你们就不能让让我么!谦让是美德啊!!!看完发车就跑去颁奖台对面霸位子,顺便给咱横幅来张留念,虽然看不清楚。。。各手临颁奖的时候一男的站到我旁边(还是和他妈一块儿来的,估计也是宠上天的了),把我拍照的有利空间都占了!!!!冒烟~接着司仪大叔在那儿报“championship goes to..."的时候我大吼了一声kimi raikkonen被一圈人鄙视,我也就一年吼那么一次体谅下我吧。结束的时候想去买胖子绣花签名帽,那小姐笑盈盈地和我说“没了”,我就说怎么觉得一阵北风吹过,老爸还说怎么早不买,我真不知道它会卖脱销啊T_T个么为了明年的帽子+T-shirt+小红书包,努力存钱,而且绝对要先下手为强!!! October 16 超级无奈极度不爽 因为礼拜六二专考试,排位赛都去不成,心里极度不爽。然后大猫说小子你好好考试,周六有我们呢orz...十米的横幅,不拉风都不行!足足三层楼高,把我都吓了一跳,听说还是在要求做短无果之后做成那么长的,价钱还一样,难不成老板娘是胖子饭不然怎么做亏本生意>.<可是礼拜五的横幅没着落,不知道陈苑姐姐有没觅到人去!老爸和我说今年不管有没有票乘车都要钱,真是遇上土匪了!然后星期天要带个大蛋糕去,前天大猫给我看了图,窝夫小子的,大家一致选定了燃烧的朗姆酒蛋糕,其实是为了迎合某胖子嗜酒如命的癖好看的都是和酒搭介的~~~今天又跑上去看蛋糕跟大猫说怎么瞅着都很好吃的样子就是没实体店呢?结果被恶批了一把说节约成本呗,不然24H热线啊!!!果然国贸这专业一点都不适合我,就没一点经济头脑T_T还有最近看见自己脸上的痘痘心里更加不爽,特别是某天遇到大猫同事的女儿,那个羡慕,小孩子的肤质就是好!感叹一记!分析下来,就我们寝室那两个精神极佳能stay up到12点1点2点而且是在绝对影响他人睡眠情况下stay的我的皮肤能好么!!!外加猫说睡眠不好很伤更把我刺激了那么一下 August 19 Reds' New Season我来八一下,咱家的客场球衣是一年比一年××,今年居然灰底+格子>_<我无话可说,秉承一贯的傻人风格-_-|||另外我老觉得托雷斯进球包子比自己打进的还开心T_T May 17 关于欧冠。。。堕落了,欧冠输球之后就一直萎靡不振,因为我一直不相信我们家没有打进决赛!!!看来是贝帅入主之后把我家杯赛带的太好了,所以造成我的惯性心理!就是不管他们小组赛踢得多烂淘汰赛打得多软都能进决赛T_T但至少我们输得是有骨气的,总算不会让我很难过!讨厌格蛤蟆,没水准的老板请没水准的教练!穆里尼奥是很优秀的,为蓝军惋惜失去这样的人才!
大概一个月之前开始想买PSP,只是想玩打鼓的小人而已,特意跑去研究了一下,发现2000的珠光粉不合我胃口,还是1000的桃红比较好看!至今还没能下手,慢慢存钱吧~~~
最后,大家一起为灾区的人民祈祷吧! April 28 Kovalainen safe and well after high-speed accident in SpainMcLaren's Heikki Kovalainen was taken by medical helicopter to a Barcelona hospital for precautionary checks after crashing heavily midway through Sunday's Spanish Grand Prix. Kovalainen plunged off the circuit at speed at Turn Nine after a failure on the front-left of the car, which ended up buried deep in the tyre wall as a result. A lengthy safety-car period followed and culminated with the Finn being stretchered away to the medical centre, waving to the crowd as he went. After an initial examination ruled out serious injury, he was then airlifted to the Hospital General de Catalunya in Sant Cugat del Valles where he will remain overnight for observation. “He has no broken bones and CT scans performed at the hospital confirm that he has no head injuries and the team is optimistic that he will make a full recovery over the next few days,” reported McLaren team boss Ron Dennis. “Subject to the results of an FIA medical examination we hope that he will be able to compete in the Turkish Grand Prix.” The precise cause of the accident is not yet known. “Our data shows evidence of a sudden tyre deflation shortly before the accident, but it is still too early to identify what triggered that deflation other than to say that it is likely to have been the result of a wheel rim failure,” explained Dennis. “The impact was a relatively heavy one, but our car’s passive safety devices, designed in compliance with the FIA’s safety regulations, protected the driver in the way they were intended to do. Equally, I would like to pay tribute to the FIA medical team, whose work was both rapid and efficient. Finally, the local Spanish marshals also did an excellent job.” Kovalainen’s team mate Lewis Hamilton kept in constant radio contact with the team regarding his colleague’s condition for the remainder of the race, which saw the British driver finish a convincing third behind the two Ferraris. |
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